A biker and his old lady were riding home one cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the bike because there was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road. She got off the bike to see if it was still alive, and it was. She said to her husband, “Honey; it’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

He says, “OK, just get back on the bike and let’s go.”

“Where shall I put it to get it warm?” she asked.

He says, “Put it in between your legs. That should keep it nice and warm.”

“But what about the smell?” she asked.

“Just hold its nose.” were his last words.