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Bells and Lights

Biker Jokes

The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. “I’ll tell ya what, stud. I’ll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it’ll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash.” He smiled, handed […]

Biker Fleas

Biker Jokes

There were two biker fleas that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona. The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there. The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, […]

Biker in the Theater

Biker Jokes

The biker lays sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the biker, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The biker groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going […]